Life with Grandpa

On his 3rd round of news for the day, grandpa decided the story that they were reporting on Radio Shack closing stores was important enough to tell me shhhhh. As I looked at him curiously, he asked me what I was up to. So I inquired, "Did you just shhhh me?" He said, "What?," with a chuckle. So I repeated my question. He replied, "That must have been Scott farting." Oh grandpa!